Joe Stanganelli wrote these lyrics out in the 12 days leading up to Christmas.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Windows Update gave to me:
Eleven installs stalling,
ten programs freezing,
nine icons missing,
eight DIMMs a-dying,
seven calls a-crashing,
six games a-lagging,
FIVE HOURS ON HOLD,
four corrupt files,
three blue screens,
two error codes,
and a cursor that I can't see.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Windows Update gave to...
...Wait. What the world just happened
Where the blazes did my document go?
Oh, you have got to be kidding.
Don't tell me that!
I worked almost two weeks on this!
What, now I can't even load it?!!
If I have to-- I just spent
FIVE HOURS ON HOLD YESTERDAY!
For what?! For this?!??
Great. It froze again.
You piece of junk!!!
That's the last time I buy a PC!
released December 24, 2013
Joe Stanganelli lyricist. Craig Johnson vocalist.